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SURPRISE, STUDENTS: SUMMER MIDTERMS

Summer midterms are here, with no study guide and consequences for failing.

Surprise, students!

Summer midterms are here and there's no study guide cause you all should have been paying more attention!

How much is the exam towards your final grade? A LOT. Failing = solitary confinement for three days and a diet of moldy cheese sandwiches. Xander says we're not responsible for the medical bills that come with your food poisoning. But like... Just don't eat the moldy cheese? Gosh...

Moira

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#midterms#exams#discipline

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